Russin Women

Russin Women
Like any of my jokes??

1: A american a Russin and a blonde go out to eat. The American Boasts that we first landed on the moon. The Russin says that we first got in space. The Blonde says well im going to land on the sun! The American and Russin laugh ” You cant land on the sun its 2 hot!!! The blonde says ” Im not that stupid im going 2 go at nighttime!!
2: One odd day a blonde walks in a grocey store. Then she gets lost and then starves to death!
3:In a bar there was a magic mirror. And if you ever told a lie it would suck you in . So a brunette walks in ans says im the most beautiful women in the world and it sucks her in . The a red head walked in and said im the beautiful women in the world and it sucked her in. The a blonde walked up to the and said I think…. And then it sucked her in !
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thanks for the laugh and 2pts..

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Mascha’s Talk about Russian Women