Mail Order Bride Russia
I’m thinking of becoming a mail-order bride to Russia…?

The heat here in Texas is the pits. And no one seems to know much about borscht. Anyway, thoughts, comments……….. propositions?

Dearest Bubinski,

Am much happiness to hear you visting Vlodivostok, yes? Me and my tovarich comrades have been singing Back to USSR in joyful climax anticipation of your arrival by troika. We sing nice and loud, yes, at the part about come and keep your comrade warm. Winters very cold here, refreshing change from that cowboy Amerikanski desert. Having a treat for you too, borscht-sickles. Yummm. Dimitri and I are now going to play game of chess, the winner gets you. Don’t worry, I am better player. Can’t wait to sing Georgia on my Mind with you.

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